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Court rules

  1. We judge the line, not the guy. Every defendant is blurred. We don't link back to the original tweet. Ever.
  2. It's a joke. Charges, sentences and verdicts are comedy about the words on screen. They're not claims about anyone's real life, character or conduct.
  3. A human reviews everything. Nothing gets published just because it got a lot of nominations.
  4. Automatically thrown out: anything involving minors, threats, violence, assault allegations, private accounts, DMs, or personal info.
  5. No pile-ons. Don't go after the defendant. The joke stays here.
  6. Is it you? Ask and it's gone. No questions, no drama, no "gotcha" post about it.