he's here again
THE REPLY
BIN.
She tweets about literally anything. He replies like it was an application for a boyfriend.
OPEN THE BIN
You've met
this guy.
HER, 7:02PM
“made pasta tonight 🍝”
HIM, 7:03PM, FROM BEHIND A WALL
“need a taste tester? 😏”
This week
in the bin.
Rummaging through the bin…
ALSO IN THE BIN
HOW TO
SPOT ONE.
(It usually spots you first.)
1
She posts her pasta.
2
He shows up. You tag @sleazebagmen.
3
Friday, he's famous. Sort of.
Need a charge?
For the group chat.